Daily Discussion Thread for June 11, 2024

Schwab couldn't get into the casino and lots of people missed out on their daily gambling fix. Some remember the good old days before Schwab. Others suggest going full cult and starting their own brokerage.
A number of people mistook their bed for a boat during a wet dream. A popular girlfriend was exposed as kissing boiz. Despite this, hopeful gang members are expecting big moves today with feelings swinging from bullish to bearish.
Reddit hates Musk. He is to time what Monsieur Tutorial on PornHub used to be to time management. Apple could also be hated, depending on who you ask.
NVDA hearings have people feeling toppy but also bullish. Some believe the real squeeze is still years away. But perhaps stalling the squeeze is the MOASS and the Reddit regards will finally be able to smash the like button.

Comment by drxnkmvnk at 11/06/2024 at 13:28 UTC

20 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Schwab is telling me no.

But my body, my body is telling me yeaahhh

Comment by OSRSkarma at 11/06/2024 at 14:17 UTC*

21 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I am gonna try something guys. If this app goes down its been a pleasure trading with all of you

TESTING IN PRODUCTION

E: FUCK

Comment by [deleted] at 11/06/2024 at 14:30 UTC

25 upvotes, 0 direct replies

BREAKING: TIM COOK STATES “FUCK YOUR PUTS”

Comment by Esti88 at 11/06/2024 at 14:33 UTC*

20 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Fuck me my Apple calls went from 15k —> 7k and then I sold at 20k but they worth 60k now

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Edit: worth over 100k

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Comment by SalemKinkTrials at 11/06/2024 at 15:14 UTC

23 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Remember to pee after sex so you don't catch a CPI

Comment by VisualMod at 11/06/2024 at 15:23 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

AI Discussion Summary

Apple (AAPL) is going crazy and everyone who didn't invest is mad they missed out. A few people did very well though and some are predicting further gains.
Almost everyone is annoyed with Charles Schwab and Co. (SCHW) as the platform seems to have gone down during market open. Some threats of class actions and fleeing to other platforms.
Hunter Biden is apparently guilty but the general sentiment is 'who cares'.
Microsoft (MSFT) is grouped with Apple as another apparent buzzword. Alongside their stock dipping some dream of a throwback to Motorola Razr flip phones.

Comment by -bbypluto at 11/06/2024 at 15:46 UTC

24 upvotes, 1 direct replies

NVDA please I have a family to feed

Comment by cdoggg007 at 11/06/2024 at 19:01 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Son: Daddy, what did you do during the crazy NVDA stock run in the 2020s?

Me: Well, if you look here…

points to the bottom in October 2022*

*This is where I bought puts. I lost half my money.**

Son: And what about the other half?

Me: Look over here, son…

points to the top in June 2024*

*This is where I bought calls. I lost the other half.**

Comment by AxemanFromMA at 11/06/2024 at 19:16 UTC

23 upvotes, 2 direct replies

NVDA 130 tmr and I’ll get my wife pregnant

Comment by shadowfins5 at 11/06/2024 at 19:48 UTC

24 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That video game stock is moving quite a bit

Comment by sallyrideee at 11/06/2024 at 19:48 UTC

21 upvotes, 1 direct replies

fomoed back into the stonk. someone please take my phone away from me.

Comment by Recyclenothrowaway9 at 11/06/2024 at 10:56 UTC

20 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Real ones know corn is crashing because Investors fear Jpow is committing to higher for longer and a stronger dollar is worse for corn

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Comment by shagazelle at 11/06/2024 at 16:56 UTC

20 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I don't care if I sold my AAPL calls too early. Gains are gains

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Comment by twostroke1 at 11/06/2024 at 12:55 UTC

38 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Plz bro, buy this coin off me for only $67k. Bro it’s going to $3 trillion by next year bro please. You can’t really do anything with it but please bro just buy it trust me bro.

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Comment by Jelly__Rogers at 11/06/2024 at 13:00 UTC

42 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Bears are going to be fucking sorry when we moon from 535.66 to 535.75 today

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Comment by [deleted] at 11/06/2024 at 13:18 UTC

18 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You know, like 5 years ago nobody here used Schwab. Now everyone bitching. Good acquisition, Schwab. Calls.